Lysdecsic Keybroading:

If you get the idea in the above term, you may find the following a bit amusing.

Search words not commonly used to locate elevators and lifts:

• Hone ekevator, starlift, residential elebator, inline wheelxair luft, eluvator, chair ride, stairglider
• Pooch lift, perch lift, helevator (not to be confused with stairway to heaven) residual elevator
• Wheelchair elevayor, Grandma slider shoot, Liftotater, Wheelomater, (both surprisingly part of the vegitable family)
• Slingshot lift, Stupid Waiter, Educationally challenged Waiter, Sky hook over head crane
• Stair slider, Miniwaiter, Self actuator, Motivator.

Product names come from the oddest places!

Too true to be real:

One company held a contest for it's employees to name the new elevator. This honor is usually held for the high paid marketing gurus. After receiving many rather cleaver names the company chose Windsor.

When asked where the employee came up with the name he said, "I just looked down in the urinal and there it was on the smelly thing in the pee trap: Windsor sanitizer company."

From that point on most employees called it the "Whizzor."

Sometimes our brains just can't make our fingers type it wright? And sometimes spell-check lust can't help.

Here are some real terms and close ones:

• Stair lift, stairway lift, stair elevator, stair Master, stair-o-lator, stair glide, stair glider, American stair glide, stair chair, chairway lift, chair lift, chair elevator, seat lift, haul-her-big-butt-up stair-o-lator, wheelchair lift, and wheelchair elevator.

If you don't see your favorite mis-quote here, please email it to countryhomeelev@cs.com or call 800-893-5886 and ask for Craig.